Saturday, October 9, 2010

The Ultimate Macho Car

Neatorama has it...

...and I'll bet every Lunatic Fringer in Longmont wishes they owned it.

That and a case of Viagra would make for a killer boar-hunting trip.

Sunday, September 26, 2010

And there's the strategy

From Drudge Retort:

Sen. John F. Kerry yesterday blamed clueless voters with short attention spans for the uphill battle beleaguered Democrats are facing. "We have an electorate that doesn't always pay that much attention to what's going on so people are influenced by a simple slogan rather than the facts or the truth or what's happening," he told reporters.

And there you have the entire GOP (aka Teabagger) election strategy for all time.

Block of Four, Smaller Government, Anti-Religion, blah blah blah, quack quack quack, woof/howl.

Here's help kids.

Wednesday, September 22, 2010

IP tracking seems to work elsewhere

And Saxby Chambliss had enough wits to at least admit it.

Pity we don't see more of that in Longmont, but then again, Chambliss is a professional politician.

Careful with that transplant...

From Wired.com:

Brain Amoebas. Organ Transplants. Brrr.

Nightmare scenario: New disease arises. It’s rare enough that there aren’t many known patients, and so it isn’t well-studied — and because it isn’t well-studied, there aren’t agreed-upon treatments or accurate tests for it, and there isn’t a good understanding of situations where the infected might pose an unusual risk to others.

Situations, for instance, like organ transplants.

Read the rest at Wired

Glad I don't need any organ transplants...

Agenda 21 and Area 51

This is an open message to Richard Yale.

Please.

For the love of God.

Seek help.

That is all.

Saturday, August 7, 2010

Feeling sorry for the Lunatic Fringers

Ah, you can tell it's Saturday here in Longmont. The sun's shining brightly, the birds are chirping and the howlin wingnuts are dancing on the rooftops.

After a hearty breakfast of fried spam washed down with Red Bull, my counterparts on the bright red end of the political spectrum get their daily lethal dose of hate from Blech and O'Really then sit down to churn out yet another screed.

Now they're trying to tell the older Democrats (code words: 'JFK-style Dems') that it's wrong to be activists.

You'd think they completely missed the last election.

The truly repulsive thing is that they invoke Kennedy's name.

I'm sure John is turning over in his grave having these vicious clowns using his name. These sociopathic shitheads spit on everything he held dear. To see them using his name for any purpose isn't just ironic, it's a sign of (more) mental illness.

They prate on and on (and on and on and on) about 'redistribution of wealth' and 'nannystate' which is supremely ironic since they work for an agency which is nothing but a nanny itself and their tiny readership is a group of hardcores that believe all wealth should be redistributed upwards.

But my favorite part is their nonstop attack on others faith. These demi-men, these violent barely-restrained children have the unmitigated gall to insult anyone about their relationship with God.

There's another force in this world that does all these same things - lies, hates and attacks people of faith. Maybe those folks should trade in that lightning rod for a pitchfork.

Sunday, July 25, 2010

Bit lacking in enthusiasm

Wow. This is sad. I really liked Councilmember Witt's proclaimation: "...it mattereth not, we're going to sing" - how aristocratic. Have to wonder who issued the order. *sniff sniff* smells like the East River.

Our 'uncontrolled four' make for some truly hilarious theatre, if somewhat sad.

Thanks guys, even the short sessions contain proof that you're not liked.